"You get a top hat! YOU get a top hat! EVERYONE GETS A TOP HAT!"

— Tumblr on April Fool’s Day (via aquafall)

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ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

(via livinginblack-and-white)

"I’m in a difficult position in the sense that, preposterous as this might sound, I don’t like being the center of attention. I get up on stage every night and play songs, but I almost feel the songs are the center of attention. I don’t like opening my birthday presents in front of people, either." - Alex Turner for Esquire UK (May 2014)

(Source: dailyam, via blacktreacle-than-tar)

  • Esquire: Music aside, what’s your role in Arctic Monkeys?
  • Cook: I don’t know. I haven’t really thought about it.
  • O’Malley: Central defender. [To Cook] You’re a bit of a right winger
  • Helders: Masseuse.
  • Turner: My job is not to use football analogies.
imstillnotnude:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

bakrua:

obscurer:

 this year in Vancouver they painted rainbow crosswalks for PRIDE, turns out the city loved them so much they are keeping them permanently!
I found out about this and thought it was so cool I had to upload a picture
photo creds: x

correct me if im wrong but is that a straight couple walking on it?? like… u could have gotten an LGBTQ+ couple for the photo………. if im wrong correct me like i said but

Any fucking sexuality can walk on it does it matter who was on the camera at the time?

Latest in: Heterosexuals forbidden to walk on crosswalks in Vancouver.

imstillnotnude:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

bakrua:

obscurer:

 this year in Vancouver they painted rainbow crosswalks for PRIDE, turns out the city loved them so much they are keeping them permanently!

I found out about this and thought it was so cool I had to upload a picture

photo creds: x

correct me if im wrong but is that a straight couple walking on it?? like… u could have gotten an LGBTQ+ couple for the photo………. if im wrong correct me like i said but

Any fucking sexuality can walk on it does it matter who was on the camera at the time?

Latest in: Heterosexuals forbidden to walk on crosswalks in Vancouver.

(Source: boardinq, via obama-fix-this)

lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

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t-mbling:

mylovelycouture:

illumahottie:

pissogyny:

babeobaggins:

I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGG

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

OOOMMMMGGGG

LOOOOOOOL

(Source: celesteual-healing, via commonersdream)

theadventuresofpam:

WHY AREN’T AMERICAN BUS STOPS THIS COOL

(Source: yodiscrepo, via thefuuuucomics)

kilosophy:

oh shit

(Source: sizvideos, via extrava-ganza)